Tuesday, 22 December 2009
Monday, 21 December 2009
Christmas Ham
The Christmas ham is just the best! Shame I have to share with that cat.
Fortunately I'm a bit bigger than that cat.
Monday, 7 December 2009
Friday, 13 November 2009
My New Throne
The sofa is gone. Hooraahh!!! I don't have to share with that cat any more. I have my own personal throne now. And I am loving the sheepskin.
Thursday, 1 October 2009
I'm feeling better, thank you.
Yes, I'm feeling much better now. Once the staples (yes I had staples!) were out, I started to get back to my former self. People were feeling sorry for me and gave me lots of chewies. Just a couple more weeks I think for my hair to grow back.
And I was so pleased yesterday, because daddy rang me from Australia asking after me!
Monday, 31 August 2009
Why I don't like Great Danes!
Look what's happened to me! A Great Dane attacked me for no reason. 523,4589 and probably more, stitches I needed, I haven't finished counting! Auntie Sarah can tell you the full story.
So I was in hospital when auntie Els got back from Dallas. And more! I couldn't go to Brighton for Keir's naming ceremony. In fact I would have been the perfect prop for auntie Els' poem she read out. Ironic really.
One evening John came home from work
went into the kitchen to make himself a nice cup of tea
and on the kitchen table, in a plastic bag,
he discovered a large sliced loaf
with one of the crusts missing.
Actually it was a very large sliced loaf,
about the size of a rabbit hutch,
and John, who lived very much alone,
knew that he hadn't put it there and wondered who had.
Just then there was a rap-a-tap-tap at the front door.
It was John's new next-door-neighbour.
"Excuse me barging in", she said ,
"but you haven't seen my dog have you?".
"What does it look like?", inquired John concernedly.
"Like a large sliced loaf", replied the neighbour.
"With one of the crusts missing?", asked John.
"Yes", replied the neighbour, "she had a fight".
John smiled, went out into the kitchen,
and returned with the mysterious loaf.
"Is this her by any chance?" he asked.
And the neighbour said,
"No". (John Hegley)
went into the kitchen to make himself a nice cup of tea
and on the kitchen table, in a plastic bag,
he discovered a large sliced loaf
with one of the crusts missing.
Actually it was a very large sliced loaf,
about the size of a rabbit hutch,
and John, who lived very much alone,
knew that he hadn't put it there and wondered who had.
Just then there was a rap-a-tap-tap at the front door.
It was John's new next-door-neighbour.
"Excuse me barging in", she said ,
"but you haven't seen my dog have you?".
"What does it look like?", inquired John concernedly.
"Like a large sliced loaf", replied the neighbour.
"With one of the crusts missing?", asked John.
"Yes", replied the neighbour, "she had a fight".
John smiled, went out into the kitchen,
and returned with the mysterious loaf.
"Is this her by any chance?" he asked.
And the neighbour said,
"No". (John Hegley)
Sunday, 9 August 2009
LEL Celebrations and Shed Opening
Saturday, 25 July 2009
Tour de France
Sorry I haven't blogged for a while. Its just that the TdF is soooo gripping this year. Must tell my aunties to sort out those leads behind the tele, just doesn't look good. Thing is, they are always out cycling or on the allotment (when they are not working). Maybe in the winter they'll get back down to doing a few things in my house.
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
Saturday, 2 May 2009
Sleep Over
Monday, 30 March 2009
Lets go for a walk
Sunday, 8 March 2009
Sunday, 1 March 2009
The Morning Run
Sunday, 25 January 2009
Bath Time
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)